Top Love quotes

The Power of Love
Love means...

   1. ...having to say your sorry,
      over and over and over and over again!
   2. Love is a fire.
      it will either warm your heart
      or burn down your house,
      you won't be able to tell which one it is until it's too late!
   3. A man is truly married when he is able to
      read between the lines and
      understand everything his wife is NOT saying!
   4. Love:
      a temporary insanity,
      curable by marriage...
   5. It's a wonderful thing,
      as time goes by,
      to be with someone who looks into your face,
      when you've gotten old,
      and still sees you as they did in the beginning.
   6. An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
   7. A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
   8. Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
   9. When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you. And she never did.
  10. All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
  11. There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
  12. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're writing this down.
  13. Women are like telephones;
      They like to be held and talked to,
      but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!
  14. See, the problem is that
      God gives men a brain and a penis,
      and only enough blood to run one at a time.
  15. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
  16. I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  17. Hearts will never be practical
      until they are made unbreakable.
  18. I would rather fight with you
      than make love to anyone else.
  19. You are the only person
      that can make my heart beat faster
      and slower at the same time.
  20. If your not willing to sound stupid,
      you're not worthy of falling in love.